An original I made for Slacktory.
another post that- if I don’t reblog, you can assume I’m dead.
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE JESUS SHI T .
I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
"The Other Side of the Rainbow"
I DUNNO MAN
DOESN’T REALLY SOUND LIKE A PLACE I WANNA GO
EVEN THE FLAVORS SOUND SCARY AND WIERDLY… IDK
AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT DARKEST AND MOST DEPRAVED OF FRUITS
But blood orange.